Albino Shape-Shifting Lizard Bitches

I have made it back home after 2 long weeks in a not-so-distant foreign land. I have gone from blizzard to desert in the span of days. I have worked my fingers to the bone and tested what seemed to be the limits of my sanity. It was, all in all, one of the best tours that I have done in a long time. I am overwhelmed with all manner of good things being at home. Sunshine, sleep, good food. I am so overwhelmed that I am going to flee to the redwoods for a few days to detox. I'll be back soon with a story to tell.