347.782.5129

That's a phone number that I had a few years ago when I was in Brooklyn. I spoke with someone today who said that they had tried to reach me on that number. A girl answered the phone and when the caller asked for me she very exasperatedly explained that she gets a dozen or so calls a week for me even though she has had the number for about a year now. She was, for a while, under the assumption that we had the same phone number and somehow managed to coexist all this time. So, if you are looking for me, please don't call this poor girl, and if you regularly do call her maybe call her one more time and say you're sorry.