My Big, Dumb Head

I have a lagre, odd-shaped head, that sometimes effects my self image negatively. It's not really that noticeable, unless you stare.
















I went on TV to have Larry King take a look at it. He didn't know what to make of it.














It's a strange world, I suppose, where a man with a heart-shaped head can't find love.














I guess it's just you and me head. Where's my happy ending?