What's a Guy to do?

It's not a big deal, but I'd like to have more than just a wee nub of internet every now and again. It's been almost a week since I've been able to get online, and even now it's as if it were powered by a mule. I have an outbox piling up with work-related nonsense and, more importantly, I haven't been able to send you an email. Petition the Australians. Send help soon.