On a bullet train to nowhere

What a fantastic, frenetic, crazy place. No matter how many times I come here it feels like I'm seeing it for the first time. Everything is just so flat out foreign that it all seems to have gone sideways. Maybe you need an eye for it, or maybe you just need a keen sense of humor and a camera, but Japan truly is a play place for the immature. I'm not splitting hairs here, but that is, in fact, a cheetah.















Tommy Lee hates you and your coffee.















Drink it, it makes you craaazy. Driiiiiink it!















Joaquin Phoenix disguise, 714 Yen. Bargain.




























Wait, are we for this or against it?















I think they did my taxes last year.















You had me at hot.















Fetch.















Everyone is so whimsically uptight here.















Don't get smacked by my hate glove.















Not at all like Dr. Feelgood















You know, for kids.















I'm not sure that's how it goes at all.















Seriously though, Japan is crazy, and absolutely nothing surprises me anymore. Well, almost nothing.