Badgerflange

In a fit of intense, and unrelenting boredom, I have cut and pasted a list of auto-fill email titles from my emails over the past few months. These are the subjects of both business and personal correspondence, and think that it is a small work of art in it's absolute randomness. It's nice to think that at some point I sent an email to someone, somewhere and the subject was 'taco fart' or, just simply, 'porn.'



agreed..
a few more
a very happy unbirthday...
a walk down kent street
adios
ahoy
alright hen?
aplolgetic-like
advance copy?
African Honey Badger
aloha
awwww, poor 'lil fellas
aye
buck up camper
biscuits and gravvvey
bitch tits
black friday my black ass
boneless
bono's choad
bratwurst
bungee cord + ass = good times
but I love the fish...
cake
camp as a row of tents
can I have your wedding dress when you're done with it?
cheers, big ears
cock fight
cold damn
congraduation
cornballer
cunting production
darkness!
death by sexy
delta burke
dickbag
do you watch this show?
does Jay like dogs?
don't open my shit...
donkey dick
eat dicks
eat fucks
feck
festoon
foire gras and cocaine..
fuck is also a verb
fuck that bitch
fuck the MTA
fucking idjit
fucktard
fur pie
fwd: For Thu: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
fwd: Turbonegro news!
git back to wallamalolo
give me children
glasgow mega snake
googagooogajihhha
gorilla Surgery
grass and trees
happy friggin new year
happy post turkey day
hazer
hitler's cock
horses have massive balls
I can't find the goddamn receipt for the laundry, if you were said receipt, where would you be?
I like your wee wonky hand..
I never know what she's doing back there...
i poon?
if only we had known then..what we know now
It's a long way to the top
it's ouer and done wei
james blunt ate my balls
Japanese vacation?
jelly donut freestyle
jizz mop
jugg fuckler
like the strokes...only more on the fey side
listen here swannn...
listen to the cock crow
little mound of cake
little sausage
Loving your work..LOVING it!
massive bereavement
matt is a douche
me-motherfucking-ow
my cat hates hammers
My complete and total lack of sobriety was to blame
nazi penis
no hard feelings.
oh dear god
oh, fucking hell yes...
ohhhh, virgin heart
one string banjo
pickle toucher
pigfucker
poop mouth
porn
Re: cheers you cunt.....
Re: Finally tying the knot
Re: I want to buy a bicycle! and a gun
Re: like pooping out a sickly stick figure
reverse donkey punch
rio is for bitches
roboplegic wrong-cock
Rodentia!
Sausagefingers
season's greetings, ya fucker
shart
shat
shiiiit
small pox
smoking pole in mexico
sorry i said vagina
sorry with all the music
substance abuse
taco fart
tatas
technicolor bastard
there's a new sherrif in town
tiny pants
tit fight
toaster fish
ummm, can i put this on the rider?
unwashed kitty?
vin diesel
watch me
well then...BONZAIIII
West Berlin
what in the name of all that is christmas?
whorish cuntyfacebag
wondermonkey
you love the balls
You're very welcome
your friend needs to stop eating
Zeeebrah




yeah..wow.