In the spirit of fairness

I was just informed that an upgrade to business class for my flight to Australia this week will cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $17,000. That is actually seventeen thousand dollars. I think instead I'll just fly coach, save the money, and buy a sailboat. I'll fill it with boomerangs, shrimp on the barbie, a case of Fosters. Then I'll tie eleven koalas to the mast and sink it off the coast of New Zealand. Thanks Qantas.